October 2011
1 post
HOME MADE OREOS
Ingredients
2 (18.25 ounce) packages devil’s food cake mix
4 eggs
1 cup shortening
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (180 degrees C).
Blend the above ingredients together with a pastry blender until mixed.
Roll in balls about the size of a quarter and place on ungreased baking sheets. Make an even number of balls.
Bake for 10 minutes. Let cookies stand on cookie ...
May 2011
1 post
This was meant to be a bad year.
April 2011
3 posts
PISSED OFF.
So my mom told me to drive her to town because she’s not feeling good. I get into my car. She gets in. She immediately starts to bitch and says, “You want me to drive?” I said, “If you’re gonna drive, I’m just gonna stay home because I don’t even want to come to town…” And she goes, “Whatever”. So I pull out of the driveway, and she...
March 2011
21 posts
Nice friends.
Okay so I woke up late for class today, got ready for class in like 5 minutes…and now I have time to kill. I decided since I feel like shit and there’s snot running down my face I can have a break today from getting all done up. So I pick up my new pack of gum right? And I’m like…”How the fuck do you get the shrinkwrap off?” Just sliding my fingername under like...
•See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? … He couldn’t do it last night because he was too busy talking his best friend out of suicide. See that girl, with her face caked in make up? … She’s bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? … He covers his arms to hide the scars. See her, with the cheap, hand-me-down clothes?...
GUESS THE PICTURE!
Sailor Jupiter says: That bitch has some big ass nipples
CATHRYN LEE says: OMFG LEV OMG
Sailor Jupiter says: HAHAHAHA
CATHRYN LEE says: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sailor Jupiter says: Lmao
CATHRYN LEE says: Omfg..Fuck my fucking life
Sailor Jupiter says: Your reaction is priceless
CATHRYN LEE says: DUDE. HER NIPPLE IS AS BIG AS MY HAND =/
Sailor Jupiter says: LOL
CATHRYN LEE says: WHY IS HELLY BELLY BUTTONS PIERCED=/
Sailor Jupiter says: HAHAHAHAHA Helly
CATHRYN LEE says: Haahahahahahaha
Sailor Jupiter says: You're so distraught you can't even type
CATHRYN LEE says: Oh my god Lol. That is just fucking disgusting
Ahhh…=/ Being sick for the past two weeks is really killing my mood. Fuck everything.
“I DONT KNOW HOW THIS SHIT GOT STARTED….”
– BUT ALL YOU DUMB BITCHES LOOK FUCKING RETARDED.
Studied. Showered. Chatted. Brushed teeth. Chugged a bottle of water. Bed. Night.
Okay so….Where the fuck is everyone today? Did I miss some news flash that everyone is not supposed to be home today? You people have lives? WHOA. Fuck, sorry…for a second… time stopped when I realized that people actually have shit going on. Lol I’m going to make it a point to enjoy the sunshine today. AND THEN I’m going to come home and study. Eventful as fuck...
“You should just rage quit your life.”
not gonna lie, but waking up at 6:40am to brush the snow off the car and chauffeur my brother’s bitch wife to work who doesn’t give me gas money is already getting really old. rant/fucking over.
February 2011
18 posts
LOL PLAYSTATION HOME LULZ.
So I have this friend right who I’ve known for…well….Since I started using psHOME. And anyway today we were at the seaside of memories…and he tried to pimp me out to some little nerd for $500. LOL. This kid, kept negotiating to lower the price. They settled on like $250. Lol. This kid was seriously all about it. LMAO. Owned. good times. Until you get reported for using Home...
Dear tumblr. Patrick is actually a fag. kbye.
I’ve lost a lot of motivation in life. fail.
“You know when love’s shining in your eyes
It may be the stars falling...”
“go fuck yourselves you stupid little fucking pricks.”
– =]
“I fly with the stars in the skies
I am no longer trying to survive
I believe...”
another 10 hours shift at work. I come home with a letter on the counter. I open it, and it’s a check for 1k. FUCKING EXCELLENT! I love my grandma. She always outdoes it, really.
lolololol.
————————————————————————————————- PlayStation(R)Network PlayStation(R)Network Account Suspension Notification
...
I’m officially rofling. I called Sony to find out how long my account was banned for. The guy was insanely flirty and is adding my banned account to his psn. Lol Its a 7 day suspension. Worrrrd. Lmao. He sounded pretty adorable. Lol
“you’re a fucking spaffy gav”
– lolz
Bye.
/BURNT TONGUES
Look me in the eyes, swallow your pride. Tell me what you think of me. Can’t you see all I need is a breath of fresh air From the bullshit you keep feeding me I know I’m a suspect as much as a victim At least I’ve got the balls to admit After all that I said After all that I’ve done I still know I’m this piece of shit
Ok….normally, since I’m playing videogames….I generally hold- when I have to pee (Alec knows I wait tll the last minute). So I’ve been waiting for almost an hour and 45 minutes to use the bathroom. Since we have a new addition to our family who lives here…She doesnt have work…she’s not going anywhere that I know of..WTF ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM AND...
January 2011
25 posts
I’ve had my septum pierced for hmmm….quiiiiite a while now…several months. And my dad just now saw it. He said, “Nice nose ring. You don’t have to hide it but just so you know it looks like fucking shit.”
I would have said something like, “You don’t have to like it, I do. And I could list ample things I don’t like about you too.” But...
heartsandhandgrenades asked: That donut looks epic! How did you find out about my obsession? Haha. :)
I’ve had the same headache for the past 4 days…I can’t stand it anymore.
“THE STARS LEAN DOWN TO KISS YOU; AND I LIE AWAKE AND MISS YOU. POUR ME A HEAVY...”