PISSED OFF.
So my mom told me to drive her to town because she’s not feeling good. I get into my car. She gets in. She immediately starts to bitch and says, “You want me to drive?” I said, “If you’re gonna drive, I’m just gonna stay home because I don’t even want to come to town…” And she goes, “Whatever”. So I pull out of the driveway, and she starts bitching again and I ignore. On the main road, I asked her to turn the news off because I really didn’t feel like listening to it. So I asked her again nicely. Didn’t budge. Her conclusion to the news is always, “The world is going to end soon.” I pulled the car over, put it into park, grabbed my purse and said, “Go to town yourself.” Shut the door and started walking home. I kicked a pine cone the entire way home with the wind blowing my dress up and my fuzzy bunny hat tied on my head so it didn’t blow off. Today, everyone can officially fuck themselves.
